failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

freebitches-love-jam:

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:

#at first i thought #hell why has merlin got such long hair #then i realised #it was moosey

What’s this even from?

ceidson:

campusbeefcake:

this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.

where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?  

its like the photographer was drunk or something.

seriously why even make this post?

Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?

afronaut:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone.

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

charmeleon:

wow thats so funny thanks facebook

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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